A Bird... IN THE CAR

So I went to dinner with my lovely friends. Unfortunately, Mic's car got towed while we were at dinner. She was going to see the premiere of Sex and the City, so I let her take my car and Aker and I set off to get Mic's car back from the jerks that towed it. After retrieving the car, we went to play Wii at Joel and Rebecca's house. I then went home like normal. I woke up the next morning to go to work and went downstairs to get in Mic's car. I unlocked the doors and heard a chirp sound. I thought maybe it was her car alarm turning off or the batteries of the unlock remote dying. I opened the car door and saw a bird sitting on the dashboard. I then screamed 'OH MY GOSH' and began not breathing. I don't know who was more scared, the bird or myself. Thinking the bird was eager to get out of the car, I open the car doors thinking the bird will fly on out and problem solved. OH NO, with the doors open, the bird begins the process of trying to escape through the windshield. I call Mic in a panic, "MIC, THERE IS A BIRD IN YOUR CAR." I wasn't sure what Mic was going to do about it, but thought maybe she could help. Mic said 'well get a stick and get it out.' This sounded like a great idea, so I start looking for my stick. Once I found a twig, I began trying to get the bird out of the car, finally the bird got out of the car. I wigged out and for the next hour was paranoid of bird attacks.